Finally some sex, drugs, and rock and roll in this chapter. Also some guys getting shot. Nothing graphic, though, as per usual with this story.
Recap: Ebony spoke with Professor Trevolry/Sinister, this story’s take on Trelawney (except she’s young, goth, cool, and half Japanese for whatever reason). Trevolry showed her a crystal ball and then Ebony left because Draco and Vampire showed up.
AN: stop flaming ok if u dnot den il tel Justin 2 bet u up!1111
Justin is her boyfriend, in case you forgot. I know I did.
n il tel al da nredz 2 put vrtuz in ur computer!11111111111
Based on this threat, I think Tara has a poor understanding of both nerds and computer viruses.
FUK UU!1 raven fangz for de help!1
I know I’ve commented on the “fangz” thing. What I haven’t mentioned is that I started typing “thanks” this way as a joke a long time ago, and now I do it without thinking about it and have also said it in real life around people who definitely wouldn’t get the reference. So… fangz for that one, Tara.
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I was so excited. I fellowed Draco wandering if we where going 2 do it again.
Oh, okay. The last chapter did end with Draco showing up in an outfit Ebony thought was really sexy, so this tracks.
We went outside and then we went into Draco’s black car.
Hold on. Last I checked, they were with Vampire. Is he with them still?
“Ebony what the fuck did Profesor Trevolry say.” whispered Draco potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine.
“She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow.” I grumbled in a sexy voice.
She quite literally did not tell you that. She didn’t tell you anything, she just handed you a crystal ball and you saw some goth shit and then you left because Draco showed up.
He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork.
Fantastic sentence. Also, leave the sporking to me, you two.
He started to fly the car into a tree.
Oh no. Maybe cut back on the heroin before trying to drive next time.
We went to the top of it.
Never mind, it seems Tara meant “towards,” not “into.” Maybe cut back on the heroin before trying to write next time.
Draco put on some MCR.
So they’re definitely gonna fuck now, right?
“And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me.” sang Gerard’s sexy voice.
I bet most of you reading know what song this is, but if you don’t, it’s “The Ghost of You” off of Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. One of my favorite tracks on said album, actually.
We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently.
Another brilliant sentence. We’ve established in only a few paragraphs that Tara still knows nothing about sex or drugs, but at least she knows her rock and roll.
He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.
So… docking?
“OMFG Draco Draco!” I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep.
She abruptly fell asleep in the middle of sex? Geez, Draco, you might wanna work on your technique.
I started having a dream. In it a black guy was shooting two goffik men with long black hair.
Wow, is this the first time in the story Tara has described anyone as being black? Given everyone is described with either a pale or (fake) tanned complexion, it seems everyone else in the story so far has been white — well, Trevolry is half Japanese, but she was only just introduced. Part of me wonders if Tara’s even referring to race here; given the overall caliber of the writing and the weird way she writes descriptions, maybe she just means he’s dressed all in black. Who fucking knows anymore.
I take it the “black guy” is evil, but I can’t remember there being any black Death Eaters in canon. Possibly I’m completely forgetting somebody, though; it has been a while. Maybe this guy isn’t a wizard, since it appears his weapon is a gun, but the wizards in this fanfic seem to have no problem using conventional weapons either.
“No! Please don’t fucking kill us!1” they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car.
He ran away in a car? At least drive the car, you asshole.
So did he kill the two goth guys or what? What prompted him to flee the scene?
“No! Oh my fucking god!11” I shouted in a scared voice.
“Ebony what’s wrong?” Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes.
Like limpid tears?
I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Draco to call Vampire. He did it with his blak Likin Park mobile.
Oh, of course.
Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… Lucian and Serious!111
Sirius as a goth I can totally see, but Lucius? I’d been assuming this fic’s Draco became goth as part of some teenage rebellion (I can’t recall if Tara gave him a tragic goth origin story like she did for some other characters, but I don’t think so), but this seems to imply he’s goth because he was raised to be goth. Which is interesting.
Also, while Draco Malfoy is pretty thoroughly unpleasant in the books, he’s a child raised to have an incredibly bigoted view of the world and there are points at which he’s sympathetic, so fandom attempts to redeem him never bothered me that much. But Lucius Malfoy? Did he ever have any character beyond, you know, being a literal Death Eater? Is he now not a Death Eater, since he’s gothic in this and Voldemort seems to be after da real goffs? What’s even going on anymore?