Book Reviews:

Fifty Shades of Grey, by E.L. James | complete | 26 chapters
Back-cover blurb:
 “When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Ana’s quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Grey admits he wants her, too—but on his own terms. Shocked yet thrilled by Grey’s singular erotic tastes, Ana hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family—Grey is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Christian Grey’s secrets and explores her own dark desires.”
Content warnings: explicit sexual content, various instances of racism and homophobia, misogynistic depictions of female characters, abusive relationships, rape, discussions of pedophilia and child abuse, mild BDSM content, alcohol use
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Creepypasta Reviews:

“Squidward’s Suicide” | “Smile Dog” | “jvk1166z.esp” | “Dead Bart” & “A Dead Bart Update” | “Pokémon Black” | “The Shredder Monkey” | “Normal Porn for Normal People” | “Suicidemouse.avi” | “Folder hjklrk” | “Sonic.exe” | “Pale Luna” | “The Theater”
(Relevant warnings for these stories are on the posts themselves)

Fanfic MSTs:

“Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen,” by BeckyMac666 | Twilight fandom | complete | 8 chapters
Shipping:
Edward/OC, Jasper/OC/OC
Summary (per me): Beautiful new girl Atlantiana Rebekah Loren arrives in Forks and unwittingly finds herself caught in a love triangle as Edward considers leaving Bella for her. Also she might be a vampire. And she smells like mint and cinnamon.
Content warnings: sexual content, consent issues, rape of a minor by an adult, self-harm, violence, non-canon character death, drug/alcohol use, bestiality
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“Love Knows No Race,” by Carlotta Valjean | Invader Zim fandom | complete | 10 chapters
Shipping:
ZaDR, RaPR, Gir/OC, Tallest Red/OC
Summary (per me): Zim and Dib realize their true feelings for each other. Dib also discovers he’s an Irken, and that he and Zim are destined to fulfill a prophecy and become Tallest… oh, but that’s only the beginning.
Content warnings: incest (consensual twincest & incestuous rape), abusive relationships, mpreg, robot pregnancy, suicide, self-harm, sexual content / sexual implications, everyone’s incredibly out of character
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“My Immortal,” by XXXbloodyrists666XXX | Harry Potter fandom | complete | 44 chapters
Shipping:
Draco/OC, Drarry, Harry/OC, Snape/Lupin, Voldemort/OC, Voldemort/Hedwig (really)
Summary (per me): Seventeen-year-old goth vampire witch Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way navigates life at Hogwarts along with her friend group of fellow goths. Love triangles and emo concerts abound. Also there’s time travel.
Content warnings: sexual content (mostly consensual sex scenes, but more than a few scenes involving adults being sexually inappropriate towards teenagers), self-harm, violence, drug/alcohol use, Hot Topic
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