Tara threatens self-harm in the author’s notes, and Ebony actually self-harms during this chapter.
Recap: Ebony and Vampire rescued Draco from Voldemort. While in the process of doing so, Wormtail — or “Snaketail,” because Tara got his name wrong — tried to get Ebony to have sex with him, and she responded by stabbing him in the heart, killing him. Once they got back to Hogwarts, Ebony bemoaned how hard it is to be so beautiful because everyone is in love with her. Big mood.
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz!
I think it’s safe to say this was an empty threat, because Tara would have died.
fangz 2 raven 4 hlpein!
Once again, I’m quite certain that Raven didn’t help with this one.
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“Ebony Ebony!” shouted Draco sadly. “No, please, come back!”
But I was too mad.
“Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!” I shouted.
This line would be a little more cutting if she hadn’t jumped on Vampire in the middle of class a couple chapters ago. Also, while Vampire is clearly still hung up on Draco, we haven’t yet had an indication that he feels the same way.
I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it.
What did, the key or the door?
He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep.
I too start bawling my eyes out whenever I see an attractive man. Common reaction, that.
Regarding Marilyn Manson, though, I think a better reason to cry over the sight of him is his total lack of any goddamn eyebrows.
I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
She’s in the middle of self-harming but stops in order to go to class? Wow, responsible student.
Also Hogwarts doesn’t have a Biology class, but at this point I’m just gonna let that slide.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out.
Dunno why she had to change. I feel the need to point out that Hogwarts students are supposed to wear robes to class, but neither Tara nor Ebony seems to care regardless.
Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar.
That is advanced. I’ve no idea what it has to do with biology, but it does seem advanced, I’ll give her that.
Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!
Wow! Really advanced! Are there two Dracos now?
“Enoby I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.” Then……………. he started to sing “Da Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class!
I think this should get Ebony full marks in Biology class. I don’t even think she’ll need to show up for the rest of the semester after pulling this off.
His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .
You know what pisses me off? A while ago, Tara tried to replace “cross” with “pentagram” as a joke, but, as I pointed out, it didn’t work because she only used two points of comparison. She’s just compared Draco’s voice to five different guys and it would be completely appropriate to make her “pentagram” joke here, but she passed the opportunity up.
“OMFG.” I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco’s now) at them.
That’s my girl!
“I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story.
Still don’t know why she hates Hilary Duff, or why she compared herself to a woman she apparently hates.
Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether.
This is true, I was there clapping.
Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.
Oh, holy shit. I think I remember this next chapter, and it’s possibly my favorite thing ever to be written. Hang onto your pointy wizard hats, friends.