There’s a sex scene in this chapter, just so you know. It’s written with all the eroticism of a furniture assembly manual, and I assure you that if for whatever reason you’d like to skip it you won’t be missing much… on the other hand, though, this chapter is worth reading for the way it ends alone.
Recap: Ebony and Draco went to the Good Charlotte concert and had a great time. On the way back to Hogwarts in Draco’s flying car, he detoured into the Forbidden Forest.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK!
If you knew anything at all about “My Immortal” prior to reading this MST, you’re probably aware that Ebony’s name gets typoed as “Enoby” a lot. Here’s the first instance of that! If, for some reason, you want to play a drinking game with this, it’s time to take that first shot. (By the way, I don’t recommend turning this into a drinking game. You may die.)
DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
Weak justification in general, but it gets a hell of a lot weaker when you realize that Draco’s behavior in this fic is pretty consistent regardless of who he’s dealing with, so it’s not just Enoby.
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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
At least they didn’t crawl this time.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
I’m not positive if Ebony is mad because Draco brought them to a secluded location, presumably in hopes of getting laid, or if she’s mad because this is the Forbidden Forest. In the books, this forest is off-limits to students because it’s filled with a variety of highly dangerous magical creatures. Granted, Ebony is a vampire, but she doesn’t really seem to have any special abilities as a result of this.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
In her defense, it’s hard to stay mad when faced with so much depressing sorrow and evilness.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately.
Not sure what the missing word in this sentence was, but ah well.
Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree.
I’m having real trouble figuring out the logistics of him climbing on top of her and then them making out against a tree (also “making out keenly” whatever that means). Did Draco get on top of her and then immediately get back off of her so they could make out against the tree instead?
He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra.
I was confused because I thought her dress had a built-in corset, but I checked the outfit description in the last chapter and actually her dress just has “all this corset stuff on the back and front” so maybe she does need to wear a bra with it. Whatever.
Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
Yes, this is how vague all of the sex scenes are. Straight-up IKEA erotica, inserting tab A into slot B. Or, in this case, inserting a thingie into a you-know-what.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm.
I know I’ve said this before, but if you go from the beginning of the sex act to a character climaxing within a couple sentences it really makes it sound like they came ten seconds in.
We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm.
Actually, I don’t know if she came or not, since it just says she was “beginning” to orgasm.
And then….
Brace yourselves for the next couple sentences, everyone.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!
I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.