This is a bit of a short chapter, but I think you’ll enjoy it regardless.
Recap: Vampire had a vision that Draco is actually alive and has been captured by Voldemort. There was also a scene involving Hagrid and Ebony in the hospital wing, but since I can’t make heads or tails of its relevance I won’t bother to summarize it.
AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom!
I don’t think Raven read this chapter, let alone helped with it. The spelling and grammar in this fic is going downhill fast, due to some combination of Raven quitting her beta reader position and Tara completely ceasing to give a fuck.
And, yeah, not to spoil the drama, but Raven is mad that Tara stole her poster of Gerard Way, so she retaliated by refusing to edit Tara’s fic and by swiping her sweater (as referenced at the end of last chapter). They do eventually reconcile, but the damage is done; Raven never returns as a beta reader.
PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.
“Dumbledore Dumblydore!” we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.
I’ve really gotta advise that you don’t phrase it that way.
“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.
McGonagall’s rubbing off on him, huh?
“Volsemort has Draco!” we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
…why? Dumbledore’s portrayal in this fic has been weird, but in canon he’s one of Voldemort’s biggest opponents, and perhaps the only person Voldemort is truly scared of (save Harry, but things are complicated with Harry). This is something even a casual fan knows. Also, it looks incredibly bad for a headmaster to openly not care about saving one of his students from the fucking Dark Lord, even setting Dumbledore’s ethics aside.
“No! Don’t! We need to save Draco!” we begged.
“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away.
Fucking iconic. Leaving a student to die at the hands of the most powerful and evil wizard the world has ever known all because he got into trouble at school and he wasn’t that likable to begin with? God damn, Dumbledore gives zero fucks.
Vampire started crying. “My Draco!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)
Yeah, but that’s because I am one. What’s your excuse, Tara?
“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood.
Again: Vampire is not actually a vampire. He’s completely human as far as we know. Crying blood just appears to be something all goths can do in this fic.
Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.
“What?” I asked him.
“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Voldemprt’s lair!
That’s mighty convenient. Since when does Voldemort have a lair?
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Allah Kedavra!”
“Avada Kedavra” (note Tara’s typos) is the third Unforgivable Curse, and you probably know what it does; causes instantaneous death. Voldemort naturally is a big fan of it. I don’t know who the hell he just used it on; I know the implication is that he used it on Draco, but of course he didn’t actually, so… did he miss?
(You know what, hang on a second. Vampires are technically undead, so would the Killing Curse even work on one?)
It was……………………………….. Voldemort!
I just want Tara to know that she is so fucking valid for always ending chapters like this.